I hate it when I accidentally wash my hands with lotion. This happens surprisingly often because:
1) I always keep my bottle of lotion next to my bottle of soap, as I guess I categorize products by manner in which the insides come out.
and
2) I’m ignorant.
Hasn’t anybody told you that lotion is only for girls?
If you would adhere to the standard non-cross gender policy (men wear men clothing; girls wear girl clothing) like normal people, you would avoid this situation entirely.
Since when are fedoras for girls? I thought they were as manly as sweater-vests.