Back in Davis, I noticed this note above the button you push in order to cross the street. I thought it was amusing, so I added the last line. The note was helpful for me, since I sometimes forget that jaywalking is illegal. Also, sometimes I’m six years old.
I will never enter a crosswalk w/out considering the next option for a public washroom. Thank goodness for my mother’s constant reminders of keeping my mind (and other parts) out of the gutter.