Friday Evening: Internet and Bugs

I feel like I’m inside a rain stick. Imagine there’s a torrential downpour outside, and the only roof that’s separating the rain from you is made of corrugated fiberglass and metal. It’s hard to hold a conversation or complex thought when it’s really coming down. I think it’s fun and exciting, but I’ve also only experienced a few hours of this.

Backing up. As I was finishing writing the last time, I noticed that whenever I touched any metal parts of a port on this computer, I would get a nasty shock (of voltage, not any other nasty shocks you might think of). It was plugged into the outlet, which I believe to be the source of the problem. Now I’m running on battery, and it’s being very pleasant, but I’m still curious what that was all about. Various theories running around are that the outlet isn’t grounded, it’s at some crazy voltage, or perhaps the humidity has something to do with it. Daniel installed everything himself, and he claims that it was all done right, and the humidity thing doesn’t have much of a basis. Also, it’s a brand new computer and cable, so any sort of malfunction there would be surprising. Think about it and let me know your ideas.

Alan’s birthday cake and ice cream was pretty much as expected. Who doesn’t like cake and ice cream? My body, for one, but I took some Lactaid and seem to have dealt with it. After everyone had finished eating, I sat and listened to the stories, picking up anywhere from 30-80% of the content, depending on who was speaking. The gap I couldn’t pick up made the stories extra interesting, since I would try and piece together random strings of words and phrases as quickly as I could. Even in the day I’ve been here, I feel I’ve been improving in this comprehension business.

When everyone finished talking, Ken and I went into “town” to visit the internet shop. The walk was about 15 minutes on dirt and stone (not cobblestone, but just stone) roads. At a particular point in the road, we came across this large “gated” community which housed one of the local internet stations. This community was obviously intending on having the protection of a gate from the beginning, but they decided to work toward that by building from the center out. Thus, it’s a pretty large community of homes surrounded by the sort of barbed wire fence you would erect to keep large, lazy animals inside. Anyone wanting to break in could easily use a pair of heavy duty wire cutters, a spare piece of carpet, or even just a carefully placed jump. It does, however, have the security advantage of a guard, whose primary focus I could tell was to open the door for people and cars. Granted, Ken and I weren’t exactly the kind of people a guard would find a threat, but it seemed like the money spent on hiring a guard might be better spent building the wall.

The internet shop, if you can call it that, was a small room in someone’s house that happened to have two computers with internet capabilities. An hour of internet would set you back $1 US, so make sure to budget accordingly. When I sarcastically mentioned to Ken that it was pretty steep, he reasoned with me that it costs more for them to get it out here, since we’re already pretty far from the city. Apparently he thought the price was pretty steep too, since other places only charge 50 cents per hour.

Since I’ve been writing these things on my computer and the technology there is still at the point where I saw a 3.5 inch floppy disk seriously being used, I wasn’t able to bring my own computer and use the internet there. Instead, I merely added a quick note to my mom at the bottom of Ken’s email and looked up potentially useful words in my dictionary. It’s not like I would have been any more productive elsewhere.

When Ken’s hour was up, we started walking back only to realize that it had begun to rain. Fortunately, it was only a light rain and actually even pleasant. Ken made a big deal about the fact that I brought a hat (since apparently nobody here wears them), so we both at least had dry heads.

By the time we got back to the house, the rain started alternating between heavy and light, always maintaining a soothing background noise. Not too long after that was dinner, which consisted of refried beans, rice, plantains, and papaya. I learned my lesson with the chilis, and this time only added a few drops of the liquid. It ended up being the perfect blend of seasoning and spice.

As soon as we cleaned up the table, it was time to set out chairs for a study. Several minutes later, we were sitting in them and being quiet.

I’m on a mission to force myself to improve my Spanish skills, so I requested no translator. It’s definitely much easier to understand the non-native speakers than the native ones. I’d say I could understand nearly 90% of what Alan said, but maybe 20-30% of what some of the sisters had to share. This is really helping with my patience and focus too.

It was interesting being in a meeting where one of the primary distractions, aside from the language barrier, is trying to keep large, unusual bugs off of you. I’m not sure if any of them are actually dangerous, but I’m trying to keep the attitude that whatever happens will be part of the adventure. I’m almost positive I’ll get food poisoning of some sort, but I dealt with that about once a week when I was in China. Anything worse than that — Malaria, Cholera, phantom uterus, etc. — it will at least make for a great story if I live through it.

Anyway, I’m going to get ready for bed now and try to stop thinking about that ridiculously large spider that just crawled under my bed (true story!).

Arrival in Honduras and Culinary Regrets

Honduras is pretty much what I’ve been expecting Central America to be like. And that isn’t a complaint, since I last admitted that I have been keeping low expectations. It’s humid, but it’s manageable. I’m definitely thankful to have spent so much time and money preparing for this trip in terms of gear and clothing. The camping backpack is coming in handy keeping all of my things on my back without wearing it out. I’m already extremely grateful for the two pairs of super lightweight/awesome pants I have, since they’re more breathable than most shorts I own. And as far as shirts go, I was comfortable in short sleeves on the plane, and that will probably be the coldest I’ll be on my trip.

Let’s back up.

During the flight to Honduras, there was a bit of turbulence, a fairly nasty in-flight meal, and more ginger ale than I was planning on drinking. It was about the same as any other flight — up until the point where you could look out the window and see the cities below. The land beneath our descent looked similar to the landscape of rural Mexico, except maybe a little more greenery. We kept on creeping closer to the ground, and then follow the curve down a hill that seemingly came out of nowhere. At this point, it felt like the runway must be practically beneath us, since we were flying so close to the ground. Our right wing came within 30 feet of a building. By the time we actually hit the runway, it was probably a good thing most of the passengers had been convinced we were already on the ground, since we came to a rather abrupt stop.

In all, it wasn’t the worst flight I’ve been on, but it was one of the more interesting landings I’ve experienced.

I toted my backpack out of the plane and into a hallway of humidity. Following the signs, I made it to the immigration checkpoint. When my forms were being examined, the nice lady probably explained to me that I needed to fill out the address of where I will be staying. Unfortunately, there were certain obvious language barriers, so after a lot of gesturing and mumbling, she called over a translator. In my defense, I understood most of what she was saying, but my genuine response to her questions was “no se.” I honestly did not know where I would be staying. I honestly did not know a phone number where I could reach someone.

Eventually, I communicated that a friend was meeting me outside, so the translator walked me past all of the scanning and inspection to the outside world. Almost immediately, I saw Ken and flagged him down. He came over and wrote down the address, and then I got escorted all the way back to the beginning.

I’ve learned from China that if you’re unsure of what you’re supposed to be doing, stop and look like you’re hesitating, then slowly move toward your goal. If nobody yells at you or even acknowledges you, then chances are you don’t have to do anything else.

I met Ken, Alan, Daniel, and Vilma, then we walked to Daniel’s car. Five of us crammed into the cab of a little truck, and we experienced the roads of Honduras all the way to Daniel and Reina’s home.

Once we got settled in, we were served lunch. I have always been raised to be open to new kinds of food, so I helped myself to a bit of everything. In retrospect, caution would have been useful. There was a roast beef of some kind, a very crispy pork that was quite tasty, homemade tortillas, a rice and bean combination, and a salad that consisted solely of tomatoes, cucumbers, onions, and limes (no complaints from me there!). Where the caution could have come in handy was in the condiments. They had two jars of pickled chilis which I believe they made from the chiltepes in their yard. One was cured with limon and the other with vinegar. Not only to be polite, I scooped a small teaspoon of the limon chilis onto my plate to eat with some meat. Just to check the palatability, I picked up a tiny piece of onion and consumed it.

About five minutes later, when I finally regained feeling in my lips, I decided that it would probably be best to consume the chilis with other items on my plate. It must have been a very emotional meal, because I was in tears halfway through.

Hoping the vinegar chilis would be a little milder, I went in for my second round of torture. This time, seeing a berry form of chili which I thought I was familiar with, I consumed one berry with a spoonful of rice. Considering that it hurt to eat anything else for the rest of the meal, I’m claiming it actually induced a chemical burn on my tongue.

With those experiences in mind, I had quite the lunch. I ate much more than I intended, mostly out of sheer desire to replace the burning with some other feeling.

For a dessert type dish, they brought out these walnut sized wrinkly orange fruit. At first, I thought they were larger chilis, at which point I started trying to figure out how to politely decline, but once I was informed that it was a fruit, I gladly tried a few. They were prepared in such a way that it was almost like a jam, except the fruit wasn’t broken down. It was similar to strawberry jam in taste but the texture was more like a slimy nut covered in a thin layer of flesh. Regardless of how difficult it was to eat, this almost made up for the chili experience.

Today is actually Alan’s birthday, so I think we’re having cake and ice cream soon. My hour of rest has been spoiled by typing, so judging by my few hours of restless sleep on the plane last night, I’m going to sleep like a rock tonight. A hot, stinky, sweaty rock.

The Journey Begins

It’s 7 a.m., and I’m awake. Yeah, that’s pretty early for me, but it’s especially so considering I only got about an hour of nap time on the flight, and it landed at 4:30 a.m. in my head. Speaking of which, it feels as though there’s a cloud in there — things are fuzzy right now.

A strange group of maybe 20 young adults and a few chaperones just arrived at my gate. I had no idea Honduras was a popular youth destination. This is looking to be an interesting trip, either in a positive or negative way. I definitely remember high school band trips.

To be honest, I haven’t put much thought or emotional investment into this trip. My life for the past few months has been mainly filled with lethargy and monotony, and I guess it’s hard to break that. I also know that when you anticipate something too much, any small thing that goes wrong is magnified. I think that’s my excuse for this emotional state — by keeping my expectations low, any positive thing will make things seem awesome.

I guess that’s not entirely fair. I have been looking forward to this trip for quite some time. It’s timed so perfectly as a major turning point in my life, it’s hard not to fill it with anticipation. After spending a year in China, I came back home and did almost literally nothing. If you’ve never had that experience, let me tell you — doing nothing is incredibly draining. It’s emotionally exhausting. Even the year spent in China was a period of limbo, and it was hard to keeping mind that my life had a future.

Well, my life now has a future, and that future is identified by three letters: SIR. Statement of Intent to Register. This trip to Central America was planned precisely in time with the decision date for graduate schools. Of course, this was all planned before I had heard back from any schools, and the plan was to give myself plenty of time to visit up to seven schools and make a well informed decision. In reality, I got to choose between two backup options.

By April 15, I had to choose between a Masters in linguistics at UC Davis or at Georgetown. Ideally, I would have been accepted into a Ph.D. program, but after months of applications and tense waiting, I was excited to be doing any form of graduate work. Neither school offers funding to Masters candidates, so it came down to the $11,000/year tuition at UC Davis or the $38,000/year tuition at Georgetown. After having visited Davis and talking to my old professors, we were all in agreement that while the program isn’t exactly built for my interests, it would serve its purpose in providing me with a proper foundation for a Ph.D program or career. Additionally, having already known many contacts in many different departments, I was offered confidence (although not confirmation) of a reader or teaching assistant position.

In contrast, I had a phone conversation with several people at Georgetown. While they have an established program in what I want to do, they have a university-wide policy that doesn’t allow funding to Masters candidates. That means that even in related departments, I wouldn’t have the opportunity to get a job. I even talked to the financial aid office, and they informed me that the only assistance they could offer me was in the form of loans, meaning after two years, I would have to repay nearly $80,000.

On a brutally helpful note, after discussing my decision with one of the administrative professors in the Georgetown linguistics department, she told me that I should probably go to Davis. For those who know me well, this was a key moment in my career as a graduate student. Someone else made this decision for me.

A fat woman nearly tripped over my power cable, then proceeded to mutter to her fat friend how it shouldn’t have been there. Oddly enough, this is exactly how I imagined Texas.

Having skipped on the miraculous fasting properties of sleep, I arrived here in Houston quite famished. I opted to get nearer to my gate before finding food, which may or may not have been a wise idea. I claimed my breakfast of a chocolate chip scone and a soy white mocha at the Starbucks stand, and now, an hour after consuming both, I have my usual coffee shakes. Whenever I have coffee, I always remember too late that I prefer tea. I forecast a crash in a few hours. A great welcome to Central America!

I’m going to put my computer away now and brush my teeth. I’m glad that if I scrub just a small, internal portion of my body, I can feel a lot cleaner.

Twin Girls

Earlier today, my mom showed me a bunch of pictures of her and her sisters as little girls. Looking through them, I experienced the sort of historic feelings one might expect, until I reached these photos:

Really now, Mom. Can you honestly say that you weren’t in The Shining?

Aardvark

This is probably the greatest question I have seen on Aardvark:

Limbo

I hate limbo.

This was a realization I had while stuck in the Narita airport for five days, trying to get back to some form of US soil. It was a time of being stuck between a fantastic time in Japan and an open future, with nothing to do but eat Subway and analyze passenger priorities. Five days of Subway sandwiches really puts the brakes on your desires to eat there again. Limbo is a trap between a past you have acknowledged and a future you can’t access.

I’ve been in limbo pretty much since I graduated. The year in China didn’t present itself that way, but I can’t deny that it was a state of existence that kept me confined between my life before and my life after. That year changed my life in many ways, both physically and emotionally, but it was undeniably a year of limbo.

I say this because I feel my brain’s status now as roughly the same as while I was in China — an amorphous, slushy, pudding sort of consistency. Limbo is a state of stagnancy, a lack of stimulation. My life and brain are both incredibly stagnant right now, breeding parasites that seek only to drain away my existence.

The past few months have been spent applying to grad schools — my lifeboat into some other sort of life dimension. They’ve all been submitted, and now is about the time when I’m starting to hear back from them. It’s still pretty early, and I’ve only heard back from 2 out of 7 so far, but I’m already at 100% rejection, and it’s hard to take rejection well when your life is a mosquito nursery in a barrel of pudding.

It’s getting to the point where I’m starting to need a contingency plan yet am too trapped in limbo to think. I’m all for suggestions. This is what I get for studying what I wanted to study.

Return from Hiatus

It annoys me that I’m making another “Sorry I haven’t posted in a long time” post two posts after the last, but I’ve lately paid little enough attention to most of the things in my life, I’ll let it slide.

I’d like to point out that of all the people who have pestered me to post again, it was Cody Brimhall who actually convinced me to do so. In an email titled “BLOOOGER,” he wrote:

Hey, start writing for your blog again. All the cool kids are doing it (http://somuchwit.com/).

How could he, in so few and nearly meaningless words, yield so much power? What makes Cody so cool? I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to answer that question.

Cody and I met in the Fall quarter of 2007 in a class on phonetics. For the first few weeks of knowing of each other’s existence, our interactions mainly consisted of me making fun of him drinking coffee from a jam jar. For this, I’m fairly certain he viewed me as an obnoxious irritant, and I was fine with that because I was fully aware that I deserved it.

For our final project in that class, we all had to submit languages we wanted to study, and our professor sorted through them and assigned matching languages to partners or unique languages to individuals. To both of our surprise, Cody and I were both assigned Greek. I’m pretty sure Cody was reluctant to accept this particular lot in life, but being the mild mannered guy he is, he played along.

A while later, we met at my apartment to do some preliminary research and organization. It turns out that I picked Greek for the obvious reason that I was also a classics major, but Cody chose it because he previously attended a classical college and had also studied ancient Greek. Knowing this about each other, things sort of clicked.

After working for a little while, we decided we were hungry enough to venture out for some food. As we were walking out the door, I quoted to Cody, “Let us go then, you and I,” to which he replied, “When the evening is spread out against the sky,” and then we continued reciting nearly the entire 131 line poem by TS Eliot.

Among other things, Cody also has his aforementioned weblog So Much Wit, titled after an unusual translation of a classical work (See any similarities to your current reading material?)

Basically, Cody is one cool cat. Actually, the examples mentioned above would indicate to most people that he’s for from it. If you know me well, however, you’ll know that I rarely care about what most people think.

In closing, sorry about the hiatus. Here’s my return post — requested by, dedicated to, and written about Cody.

Land Shark

I’ve been busy cleaning out the storage sheds and getting rid of things we’ll never use or want again.  One of the interesting things about this family is we tend to do a lot of unusual things and we also have a hard time getting rid of things.  I’ve found it very easy to create appealing listings in the Craigslist “free” section, such as this one:

Free Land Shark

Free leopard shark, maybe 10 years old. Survives well on land or suspended in air, but I don’t know about in water. I’m not sure of the gender, but you can investigate for yourself if you need to use it for breeding. Plays well with other pets, as seen in the picture.

You pick it up and supply your own cage/food.

Dog not included.

Dog not included

There had been about 5 responses within the hour, so I decided to go with the most appropriate, a local commercial fisherman who wanted it for his son.  I suggested a trade of fish for fish — payment that is not generally the norm for Craigslist.

This Blog Still Exists

Nearly everyone who reads used to read this blog and has physically interacted with me in the past few months has reprimanded me for not posting more/at all.  It’s strange how my desire to write declines so drastically when there are increasingly interesting things happening to me.  Five years ago, I would write every single day about things that even bored me, but I don’t qualify a trip to Japan for even a mention.

Fortunately for those who, long ago, subscribed to my RSS feed, there will be at least a few new entries coming from this site.  I’m in the process of moving on with my life, a change that involves applying to both jobs and graduate school.  While the job application process shouldn’t interest readers much, I’ll claim the grad school applications should.

My reasoning for this is that all of these applications require some form of writing, either showing how well qualified you are for the program, how much you want to help the world, or some other persuasive piece of self promotion.  The truth is, I haven’t done much writing in the past year — not just counting the absence of my blog.  There haven’t been any research papers I wrote in two hours the morning it was due or any stern emails to corporations expressing my dissatisfaction over faulty products.  Even my oral conversations were usually with those who had only basic English comprehension, so if I worded something in a way that made me particularly proud, I would generally have to reword it in a way that was more easily understood.  And that’s not even counting that most of my conversations were with my girlfriend Caitlin, a relationship usually noted for pet names and personal lingo (in our case, we could often sustain conversations where we only stated our sentences in acronyms).

In short, I haven’t written anything in a long time and I need to do so for the future.  Thus, I am reactivating this blog.

China in a Picture

This is one of my all-time favorite pictures.  I feel it truly captures the heart of Chinese culture.  On one side, there is a beautiful foreigner, modeling makeup at a mall.  On the other side, you have an enormous mass of Chinese people staring at her and taking pictures.